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One rainy day in a town on the west coast of Ireland, lived a man who was always sad. He would always look down with a frown. He would never ever leave his house and when he did he wouldn’t interact with anyone. When he did interact with someone it was always his family members. But one day there was a town gathering he didn’t go to (obviously). The people made a plan to make him happy. The plan was to get a comedian and the town used all of their money to buy the best comedian in their local area. The person that was going to call the comedian dropped their phone into the river. After the phone fell into the river Gerald came over to the river. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing and the people never liked him ever again. THE END.
Sharks are found in all the oceans of the world. Some are fierce meat eaters that rip their pray to shreds, others feed on tiny plants and animals called plankton that drift along in the ocean currents.
Our planet was formed around 4,600 million years ago. The first living creatures appeared roughly 1,200 million years later. Then in 1974, Peter Benchley released JAWS the novel and one year later Universal asked Peter if they could make a movie about this and Peter didn’t mind. So in 1975 ‘Jaws the Movie’ came out. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing at the shark attacks because it was funny. THE END.
Today I am really excited because I am going to Belgium. On the plane, I had to sit next to Phil my cousin then my mom said Uncle Gerald is sitting with you. I said ‘okay’. But really I wanted to sit with my cousin on the plane. Phil is seven and he is crazy. I am eleven and I am normal. Gerald was telling us jokes. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing, either could Phil. ‘We’re here thank God’, we said. We landed in Brussels and we went to a restaurant and then we went to the hotel. We saw a museum and then we went to the fun park. We ate waffles and chocolate and lots lots more.
On June 10 2019, my friend Gerald and I were going to the zoo. At 2 o clock that day, my friends dad was taking us to the zoo. When we got there we got some food. Gerald and I were nine at the time. We went to see the tigers first then after a while we went to see the rhinos. After that, we saw the monkeys. My friend was holding a banana and the monkey jumped towards the window. Gerald just could not stop laughing. After that, we went home and played on the play station. Then, Gerald went home, had dinner and later went to bed.
Hi my name is Gerald. I am 8 years old and I live in England. I was born with a special condition that meant that I could not laugh. In 2017, I won an award for not being able to laugh. But I was never allowed to watch things like YouTube or any such websites. But what I hated was whenever I looked out my window, I could see kids making funny jokes that made them laugh. But nothing could make me laugh. One day, my Mom was on YouTube and she wanted to show me a funny video. I watched it very closely and for the first time, Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. The End.
‘This is going to be a great day’, I exclaimed, as I walked into Luna Park with my best friend Gerald. ‘What should we go on first?’ asked Gerald, with a smile on his face. ‘Hey Gerald I think we should go on the get out’, I said in a cringe worthy manner. I wondered why but Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. After that, we ran up to the tsunami ride and watched it go spinning around and around. ‘Gerald do you want to go on that?’ I asked as I pointed towards it. ‘Yes what kind of question is that’, said Gerald as we walked onto the tsunami. This is going to be fun, I thought, as we walked on…
One Saturday afternoon I was off to the carnival with my friend Gerald. At the carnival we went on everything like the ferris wheel mirror maze.
First we went on the ferris wheel and that was really fun!
Next we into the mirror maze and that was great because we kept on walking into mirrors and hitting our heads off of them.
But the best thing was the obstacle course because Gerald fell on his face and if you are wondering what he went into, it was a pile of mud and Gerald just could not stop laughing at himself.
It was a dark and stormy night. There was a comedian who thought he was funny but he really wasn’t funny. So after a while he began to get angry and bought a book about hypnotism. Then, when he mastered hypnotizing people, he begun his shows again. After just two shows he was the most famous comedian in the world. Everyone went to see him. So one day Gerald and I went and Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. After a while, he was on the television. But he had one problem, he didn’t know that he wasn’t able to hypnotize through a television. So he started getting complaints and wasn’t allowed to play again.
It was a normal Saturday morning and my father was a bit wound up by me because I kept asking him could I go and sail a boat. I didn’t care what size, what width, what length or anything like that. I just knew I wanted to sail. My father’s name is Gerald and he is a very popular sailor. He has sailed all his life and still hasn’t stopped. My mother said he should give me a chance and then Gerald couldn’t stop laughing. So one day, I had the bravery to go out to sea on a boat. It wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be. I got too confident and five minutes in, a big wave came flying at me. ‘Aaaaahhhhhhhh’, I shouted…
I was playing Minecraft with Tom and Gerald. Tom was boasting about how good he was. So I challenged him to a battle. I allowed him to use a diamond sword while I was only allowed to use my fists. I still beat him. He kept saying that he wasn’t ready and about how unfair it was. So I challenged him to a rematch. When I beat him in the rematch he started calling me a hacker. So for the rest of the day I had to deal with him calling me that. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. The End.
It was midday and nearly time for the first cousins club meeting in Gerald’s new tree-house. They were planning to spy on his brother Mack’s base.
Gerald was bringing Nerf guns in case things got messy. At 12:15, Gerald set off for the tree-house. The cousins were already waiting for him when he arrived. They had a quick chat and assembled all their designated possessions.
As Gerald walked to his spot, he heard Mack’s friend shout “Look over there!”. Gerald looked up and saw a finger pointing straight at him.
The enemy pulled out his Nerf gun and started shooting Gerald.
At that moment, Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing.
Mack emerged tied up. Olaf his cousin had tied him.
It was a victory worth remembering.
One nice sunny day, my friend Gerald and I were walking home from school. We passed the zoo and I asked Gerald if he wanted to take a walk in there. He instantly said yes. We walked into the new aquarium. I went to the unique fish section while Gerald went to get a burger. Suddenly, a miserable little fish jigged past. I followed it to get a closer look. It’s extremely fat nose hung over its sad little mouth. My smile was as wide as an elephant’s bottom. When Gerald came back with his burger, he took one look at my face and then at the fish. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing!
On Thursday 22nd of May we went to Tenerife. It was a two hour long flight but totally worth it. When we got there we got on a bus. It took us one hour to get to our hotel and when we got there we realized that the place was huge, especially the pool. The next day, I found this person called Gerald and the second I said ‘how is it going?’ he wanted to be friends. Then Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing! It wasn’t even a joke but after that we went everywhere together around the hotel and when I had to go home he bought me a pretzel. And so that was the end of my holiday.
Gerald and I went to the movies to see a comedy and Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing! Gerald and I both hopped on our bikes and went to a soccer match. We just couldn’t stop laughing. We later got a Burger King and then we went home to go to sleep. The next day, after we went out for dinner, we went to the park to walk our dog and then we played at Gerald’s house. The following day, we got up, got ready and went to school as usual. We were very tired from all the laughing. The End.
Gerald was going to the zoo but it was booked out. Instead Gerald went to the aquarium. Gerald was fifteen years old at the time and was interested in fish. Immediately after he arrived he saw John. John didn’t like Gerald so he teased him. “What are you doing here Gerald? I thought you were in the fish tank with your fish friends,” snapped John. Gerald quickly went to the other side of the aquarium. In there, he saw a funny fish who kept crashing from wall to wall. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing! He went into a storage room because he was making so much noise. Suddenly, John locked Gerald in. “Who’s laughing now?” chuckled John.
Hi, my name is Joe I have a little brother called Gerald. The thing about him is that if he does something funny and people laugh, he starts laughing even though he doesn’t understand.
Right now we are at the zoo. We’ve seen a lot of animals but not enough for him so we stopped to eat. “Are you having good time?”, asked Mum. “Yeah”! responded Gerald. After a minute we saw the monkey box and it was distracting Gerald. Suddenly, a monkey jumped at the window and gave Gerald such a fright that he fell over.
We all started laughing and of course Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing!
‘That’s a scam for £15’ protested mum as we strolled past an arcade game. ‘I know’, said dad annoyed as well. We walked over to a game where you fish up ducks. Gerald my twin wanted to play so mum gave him £2. After that, Gerald had a smug smile on his face as he won a teddy bear. IT WAS MASSIVE!! I asked if we could go to the mirror maze and dad said ‘sure’. When we got there we paid and went in. My reflection was all goofy. Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing. I walked away and grunted. Suddenly, I walked straight into a mirror.
Gerald and I were at the amusement park and we decided to race on the obstacle course! I ran into a mirror wall and Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing!!! In the end I beat him and when I went back to find him he was stuck on the hamster roller! I waited for him to finish and then we went to get some popcorn and watched a movie in the theater. It was called ‘The cat of nine lives’! It was good and when it was over we went home! We really enjoyed the rest of the day! The End!
To celebrate Shark Week, Fota Wildlife Park got a great white shark called Jaws.
My mom is taking my friend Gerald and I to see it!
On the way I brought my tablet and we watched the film Jaws to get pumped up for the shark.
When we arrived there it was packed.
We saw a lot of animals before the shark like giraffes zebras cheetahs and bison.
The cheetahs were cool because they were so fast.
When we got to the shark a bird pooped on my head.
Gerald just couldn’t stop laughing.
Unfortunately, he didn’t stop laughing in time to see the shark break the glass behind him……..
“Yuck” I shout as a greasy cooked giraffe appears on my plate for starters. Eating this was really hard as it was tasteless without any flavouring in it so I put some brown salt on it and it actually tasted quite good.
Now I am waiting for the main course and I think I am going to vomit.
Here is the melted spider on my plate, I am about to throw it over my head but then my dessert comes out and it is ice cream, finally back to normal.
I am going to the zoo today. I can’t wait, it’s going to be so much fun. Tom and Charlie, my closest friends, are coming with me. I got up and went down stairs to have delicious granola. I went back upstairs and got dressed. Then, Tom and Charlie arrived and we got into the car. When we got there, the first thing we saw was a giraffe. Half way through the day, we got a brown chocolate ice-cream and it started to melt. We saw some other animals and drove home. On the way home, we stopped at Burger King and got a greasy burger each and chips with salt. “This is the best day ever” I whispered to myself as I took another massive bite out of the burger.
One completely average Monday, my mom told me we were going to the zoo which was normal seeing as we lived right next to it. My mom laid a leaflet out on the table and something caught my eye. There was a picture of a brown giraffe eating grass. Five minutes later, I was at the zoo staring up at the giraffe. It looked happy to see everyone. A zoo keeper slowly approached the giraffe. The giraffe turned around so everyone could see his surprisingly greasy tail. The zookeeper zapped the giraffe and it let out a tiny shriek. Its eyes started to melt as if someone poured salt water on his eyes.
One day, it was very very hot outside. I went to get a giraffe ice cream in the shop. It was so hot outside that one second later, it melted. I wanted a refund but decided not to ask for one. Then I went to a fast food restaurant called “Claudios” and bought a very greasy pizza with chips that I dipped into salt, vinegar and red sauce. Later that day, my father went to Boston for my cousin’s communion and he has promised me that he will bring me home something nice. THE END
On the day of my birthday my family went out for dinner. I got a greasy burger, brown chocolate ice cream and a toy giraffe. After we ate our food, my dessert of ice cream melted so I threw it in the bin. When we got home, it was very late so we went to bed.
The next day I played on Ps4 with my friends for a couple of hours. Afterwards, I went down for dinner where I got a burger and chips. When I finished my dinner, I went back on my Ps4 and I played some games. After a day of fun, I was exhausted so I went to bed at 9.00 p.m.
One Friday morning, I was extremely happy because I had a school tour that day. Before we went, our teacher asked, ‘What animal do you want to see the most?’. I said a giraffe. Then we got on the bus and when we arrived we got some time to eat. I got chips with salt and a Coca Cola. The chips were so greasy! Then my friends ice cream melted. John brought his soccer ball so we played a game. Suddenly, the ball went into the rhino cave. I told my teacher that I saw a big brown giraffe. “Look at the penguins Miss” said one of the boys. “I see a train teacher, can we go on it” I pleaded. She said we could. “Look boys, I see monkeys eating bananas!” “Those flamingos are sleeping!” Then, we went to the shop where I bought a brown toy monkey before we went home.
I woke up at 7:30 on Monday and I was so excited! It was my birthday. I rushed downstairs and gobbled down my breakfast. I had to wait for my sister to wake up which took a while. My present was quite big. I opened it and saw a baby giraffe! He looked at me and smiled. We went to a cafe afterwards. We left the giraffe at home. I had greasy fries with a salty burger. For dessert, I had a melted brown chocolate ice-cream. When we came home the house was a mess. We couldn’t find the giraffe. We had left the window open!
Today, I am going scuba diving for the first time.
I went to Jungle Jills swimwear and saw funny giraffe speedos but I decided on a cool shark scuba suit.
Before we went to the boat, we got McDonalds and I got a greasy Big Mac and salty chips.
I got a weirdly brown milkshake and a McFlurry that melted before I got to even touch it .
When we finally got out to sea, we dived into the water and I was amazed. I saw 4 dolphins and an array of beautifully colored fish.
I saw a huge fish coming towards me. It slammed into me .
I started to bleed……
One boiling hot day in a town in Spain, there was a cafe. The cafe was different because they served cooked giraffe, greasy brown salt and melted white chocolate on a plate with strawberry and raspberry. But…the most crazy thing was that they served old foods that you can’t get anymore. Some say that they preserve the foods because the cafe was first established in 1697. Others say that there is a time portal somewhere in the building. One day, fifty soldiers barged into the building and ordered everyone to exit the building including the staff but the manager refused. He pointed a gun at the soldiers and ordered them to not search the building…they did it anyway. They searched the upstairs and the kitchen. Then they checked the basement and saw a portal two minutes later. They were never seen again….
It’s Wednesday and we’re going to the zoo today. I’m very excited to see all of the brown giraffes. Dad told us to pack any type of food but I know there is a restaurant there that he might not be aware of. We had to wake up at eight o clock but we left home at eleven. Mom said I could get an ice-cream before we got there. While at the zoo, I ate most of my ice-cream and the rest melted. After a while, we went to see the seals and they told us the seals swim in real salt water. We went to the restaurant and they gave us and everyone a free greasy chicken wing. That was my day.
Yes, it really is a place that exists. Everything is odd on this planet. Most of the things are very different or completely the opposite to Earth. I’m visiting for a week and right now I’m at the zoo.
After a while of looking around, I finally saw something that I could sort of recognize. I didn’t know what it was for a while and then I saw a sign that said : ‘Giraffe’. Moments later, a greasy giraffe appeared to be melting in brown salt. Nobody really cared so I left quickly. Let’s hope that the rest of my holiday isn’t as strange as this zoo!