“EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND!!!!” I shouted as we entered the bank. Trevor, one of the people robbing the bank with me, went over to someone working there and said “WHERE’S THE VAULT!” He pointed to it. Trevor and Mark stayed behind while me and Franklin went to the vault. We went to the door and there was a keypad on it in. Our hacker unlocked it.
“Do you have the laser?” I asked. “Of course!”, he responded.
We put a lot of money in our bag.
We walked out of the bank and let’s just say we had a nerf gun battle with the cops and Mark got injured. Me, Trevor and Franklin got in the getaway car but it is SO slow I jumped out.
We got away but it took some time.
IT WAS A NORMAL DAY UNTIL ME AND MY ARMY TEAM GOT A CALL FROM THE CHIEF. WE ALL HAD TO GO IMMEDIATELY TO GET A JET TO DISASTER ISLAND. WE WERE IN THE JET AND PARACHUTED OUT OF IT. WE LANDED IN DISASTER ISLAND. WE WERE HUNTING DOWN A GORILLA AND EVENTUALLY CAUGHT SITE. WE FOLLOWED FOR A WHILE AND IT WAS TERRIFYING. WE HIT A WALL AND ONE OF MY MEN FELL. I WENT BACK AND WE WERE AT A WALL BUT IT IS SO SLOW, I THOUGHT. I WAS TERRIFIED. WILL WE MAKE IT OUT? TO BE CONTINUED.
Bang! Something has hit my roof. ”I think Santa has come early”, said my brother. We all go outside and see a helicopter. My dad let me and my brother go on the roof and we see a skull. I throw it away and then go into the helicopter. My dad comes and says he’s decided to keep it but we have to get it fixed. My dad called an engineer and he said he is going to pick it up in two days time. It has arrived. We got to go on it straight away because my dad wanted to too but it is so slow I wanted to race it back and win!
It was a normal day in the supermarket. I was doing my shopping as usual. Unexpectedly, I heard a very fast mumble. ”Hello matey”. I said ”hi” back in astonishment.”I’m trying to get to the ice cream parlour down the road, could you take me?” ”Ok, I said back, looking all around to see who was saying this nonsense. I looked by the refrigerator’s to see a tortoise. ”Oh you found me”, he said, So I tried to pick him up but he was too heavy. ”Ok” I said. You will have to walk and I will tell you the way to go but it was SO slow I don’t know how I’ll get there.
Hi my name is Earl and I have a motorbike .
One day I was on my motorbike and there was another motor bike in front of me.
I think it was one of the slowest motorbikes ever.
I asked him if he could go faster and he said no. ‘But it is SO slow’, I said.
Out of nowhere, a crash occured. It took me forever and I mean forever. It felt like days.
Turns out, no one got hurt, thank the Lord.
Then I was behind the same dude.
I am now back at the house.
After my last weird adventure, I bumped into Mr. Crowbar again! Seven years later! I now had my driving licence. I was driving down the road and then I encountered Mr. Crowbar. A turtle was crossing the road. I got out and suddenly it shot a crowbar and I jumped back into my car. Not surprising. Mr. Crowbar starts talking. He said ‘ Do you like my new pet?’. ‘But it is so slow I don’t know why you picked it’, I replied.’ Well I like it OK!!!’, he said sharply. Suddenly Mr. Crowbar appeared in front of the car. I stepped out of the car and the turtle shot a sharp crowbar and I caught it and killed Mr. Crowbar. THE END!!
This is so annoying. I just got a brand new gaming laptop and it will not charge. So I got in my car and rushed to the shop. Then I got stuck behind a tractor and the shop was closing soon. ‘But it is so slow’, I thought to myself. I had to overtake it. Finally, I rushed to the shop and returned the Gaming Laptop and got an even better one for free. Then I went home and downloaded some new games. I played for three hours straight.
Finally, my birthday had come. I couldn’t wait to open my presents. My brother woke me up and told me to go downstairs. I knew there would be some presents in the living room. I dashed downstairs and fled passed my Dad. “Happy birthday”, he said. ”Thanks”, I replied. I had a super quick breakfast and then I waited for everyone to come down with my presents. Soon they came down with a few things under some blankets. Once we were all gathered in the living room I went straight for the big one. I ripped the blanket and saw a massive remote control car. I put batteries in it. I drove it but it hardly moved. But it is so slow, I grumbled. Luckily, I still had other toys!
One Tuesday morning, a man called Mark had two children and one dog. The dog’s name is Ryan and the two kids names are Lucy and Bob. Mark is 62 years old. Mark was waiting for an important package for the farm. Time went by and a car arrived. A robot stepped out and said ‘I am Roxy your personal assistant’. I came for… ‘NOBODY CARES!!’, said Mark abruptly. Now scan the farm and get to work. That instant, a school bus stopped outside and Lucy and Bob jumped out. They said ‘who’s this guy?’. He’s Roxy and he is our personal assistant. TO BE CONTINUED…..→
On the 6th of November, I decided to get a snail because I was really bored. When I got the snail, I decided to name him Slimy (because he was very slimy). After a month or so, I saw a billboard saying- ‘First ever snail race of 2020 starts on the 6th’- school down town. I was shocked and intrigued to see this and I told Slimy I would train him . Then I just forced him to run on a treadmill at 0.001 speed. Another month passed and I decided to go down to the school with Slimy. I put him on the running line and sat on a seat. Eventually the race started but it was so slow that I left!
I was on my way to the electronic shop because I was going to buy a new laptop. It cost €100. It’s worth it but I only have €85 and I didn’t want to buy a cheaper one that wasn’t as good. Then my mom said its either that or nothing. When I got home, I turned it on and my mom said it was now my responsibility. I replied but it is so slow I…
I was cycling through the town and I passed the shop. “I need milk”, I said to myself. I just put my bike on the ground without tying it up because I knew I would only be in there for two minutes.
When I came back out, my bike was gone! I ran back home and hopped into my car. I drove all around the town and there was no trace of my bike.
I drove to the countryside. I got out of my car to check a bush. My bike wasn’t in it so I went back to my car. Just then, I spotted my bike. It was tied to a telephone post! Somebody spray painted it yellow because it used to be red and black. I wonder who did it?!
I was casually cycling on my bike in the country side until I saw an opening in a hedge. I decided to take a peep and it seemed to be a dark alley way. I heard a very soft mumble. Then I coughed up the courage to get my bike and cycle in. For some reason, I stopped until I heard the mumble again. I was getting closer. Maybe too close! I passed the thing out. I was cycling quickly until I rode into a pole. I was unconscious on the floor. I woke up some time later to see my bike cable tied up against a pole. I left my bike and went out through the hedge again.
It was two thousand and thirteen, November the second to be exact. A man called Peter wanted to get into the Guinness World Records Book Two Thousand and Thirteen. He set off on an adventure to find a magic yellow bike in Cork. He found the magic yellow bike right beside a telephone post. He tried getting the magic yellow bike but there was a cable tied to it. He found a guy outside a house so Peter went to the guy and asked if he could have a knife. Then five minutes later, the guy came back with a knife and gave it to Peter. Then Peter started cutting the cable. When the cable was cut, Peter went on to the magic yellow bike and it was able to fly. Now Peter is in the world records book. His dream did come true.
“Bang!”. I was cycling down a steep hill in my unusual coloured bike. I wasn’t watching where I was going and crashed into a telephone pole. I don’t really know what happened but I think someone tied my bike to the pole and then tied me to my bike. I couldn’t move. Fortunately, a sparrow landed on me and pecked at the ropes. I was still tied on. Eventually, I wriggled out. After a few years, it was still there. It wasn’t yellow any more. It was old and rusty. Soon people called it the leaning bike.
JOHNNY AND I SAW A YELLOW BIKE FLY PASSED US. ME AND JOHNNY GOT IN TO OUR CAR AND CHASED HIM. HE DISAPPEARED. WE WERE IN SHOCK AND WENT HOME. THE NEXT DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD AND I SAW A YELLOW BIKE TIED TO A POLE. IT WAS THE SAME BIKE AS YESTERDAY. IT WAS FASCINATING AND I HEARD A RUSTLE IN THE BUSH. I RANG JOHNNY AND TOLD HIM TO COME DOWN. WE WERE SHOCKED AT WHAT WE SAW. A YELLOW MAN. IT WAS FASCINATING BUT IT WAS ALSO SCARY AT THE SAME TIME. …..THE….END….
It was a summer I will never forget. Tom and I were going camping. Tom was 500 yards away from my tent. We sang songs and went to bed. At the crack of dawn, I heard screams. I ran to Tom’s tent and on my way I saw a bike. Written in blood was ‘between the bushes boy’. I ran through the bush and saw an old man standing next to Tom’s lifeless body. I drove for four hours and stopped but only for petrol. When I got out, I saw a note on my windshield. It read ‘There is more of us. The commotion has not stopped. See you soon’……
One day, on the second of February 2020, I decided to go on an adventure in the forest (because I got bored). So later that evening, I packed my bags and got on my yellow bike. (Because yellow is my favourite colour). Eventually I got to the forest and I tied my bike to a telephone pole. I went into the forest and I suddenly tripped over a rock and fell in a ”puddle” and got into another dimension. This new world is very ummm….. yellow. It is ”easy” to get out. There is only 100 doors! So after an hour of being in an endless loop, I got out of the dimension. When I got out, I saw myself on the ground. Finally, I went to bed.
One day in America a man named Joey was riding his bike in the country side when a gang called the reds attacked him. They took his bike, spray painted it yellow and then he woke up. He saw his bike but one of them pulled him and another cable tied it to a telephone pole. Eventually, they left and Joey ran to his bike. Then they came back and he hid in a ditch. They couldn’t find him so they got mad and broke his bike with crow bars. He shouted ‘NOOOO where are you?’. THE END.
Hi my name is Johnny Blaze. Most of you know me from the movie ‘Ghost Rider’.
Narrator: When you see this it means it’s Lucas talking.
Anyway I was on my motorbike and I saw a yellow bike tied up on a telephone pole.
So I investigated it. A gun shot came out of nowhere since I am ghost rider.
Narrator: If you haven’t watched the movie, you should because it’s really good.
Somehow no one got hurt since I scared them away.
Narrator: I know it’s sad right. There was no fight scene.
The bad guys were so scared.
“Ok let’s start shall we” said my best friend Jack. ”Come on”, he said. “Let’s hear it”. “Fine”, I said. Well it started like this. I was casually walking next to the woods when I saw a… “wait let me guess did you see a…car” “no”, “a zebra”, “no”, “a cow”, ” just stop” I said. So I continued. I saw a bike but it was a very unusual bike because all of it was yellow. I went over to the bike but as soon as I got there it zoomed its way up a telephone post and on the wire and zoomed off. I followed it for a bit but then got tired and went home. The next day, low and behold, it was in my garden.
Eight days ago I was riding my yellow bike. Suddenly, I was hit in the head by a crowbar. When I woke up, my bike was tied to a telephone pole. When I untied it I heard a voice. He said ‘My name is Mr. Crowbar and watch your back kid next time it will be sharp’. Later on, I took a stroll in the forest and saw the Grim Reaper. I turned around and I saw Mr. Crowbar. He said ‘I told you to watch your back’ and a bullet went in to his back. His last words were ‘see you soon’. THE END!!!
A man came in and asked if he could get his bike spray painted yellow. I asked why and he replied by saying he was going to the forest five hours later. ‘Here you go’, I said. ‘Thanks’, he responded. ‘That will be 1,oooooo euro’. ‘Ok, here you go’. ‘Boss can I have the day off?’ ‘Ok’. I took the Lamborghini. I heard a gun shoot, Run!!!! FBI open up! Freeze! Drop the gun? Ok on the ground now. Get in the car, it’s time to go to jail. The End.
One day I was driving my car and I saw a man on a yellow bike. Then next minute, a rock came and hit the man. Without delay, thousands of clowns came out of the bushes with guns in their hands. Then they picked the man up and tied him to a post and shot him. Then one of the clowns saw me and said ‘get him’. I said ‘OH HELL NO’. I went to the Military Base. I said ‘let me in in, I am getting chased by clowns with guns’. The chief said ‘open the wall’. Then two men came out, took me inside and gave me a gun and a military outfit. I got changed into it. Then the chief said to me, ‘We need to keep Nigeria safe’. The chief told me and the other men to get ready. ‘We all said ok’.
Rex was a wanted man, and he was rich, but only because of all the banks he had robbed. He had a bounty of $10,000,000,000. I wanted that money, so I set off to get him! I tracked him down and went to the location.
When I arrived, his car came driving out of an alley way. His vehicle was driving slowly with the music turned up loud. There was a window opened in the back so I climbed in it. There was a big, furry coat in the back so I put it over me.
A while later, the car stopped and Rex got out. I tackled him and then the police showed up and arrested him.
Now I live in a mansion with everything I could ever want and need!
One night I was sleeping and then I saw my sloth was not in my bed. I woke up and suddenly I heard my door creeping open. I got up to check. Then I saw my sloth on the floor. Then he moved and I got scared and ran back in my room. I shut my door so hard it broke. My father came out of the room and the sloth ran downstairs. I chased him until I lost him. The front door was open and he took my dad’s car and escaped. I rushed downstairs and it was the sloth. He came back to push me off the stairs…
Firstly it was Friday at 3:50 pm. I was going to the park. Afterwards, I was walking home. At the same time I was followed slowly by a shattered vehicle playing horror music. I side was a furry thing. It got out and its mouth went up to my ear and said ‘see you in your nightmare’. Bang!!! He climbed onto a roof super quickly. When I went to bed at 9:35 pm I had a nightmare. The furry creature was in it. The moment it approached it ate me and I woke up and said ‘what a nightmare’. Well the furry thing is real. THE END!!!
In Ukraine a man called David S was searching for a furry monster. He climbed over mountains and was searching through jungles just to find the furry monster. However, he could not find the furry monster but then he tried one last time to find it. He found a junk yard beside a part of the jungle and to his surprise he found a Lamborghini. So David S got a metal pole in the junk yard and smashed the window open. Luckily, there was diesel in the Lamborghini. Then David S went into the jungle with the Lamborghini. There was a cave right beside the entry to the jungle so David S went into the cave and all you could hear was ‘Ahhhhh’.
Bob and I were walking in a desert and something spectacular caught our eyes. It was a big furry bear rolling towards us. We sat down until he got very close and that’s when it stood up. In no time we were on our feet running and screaming until we got to a dunebuggy. We went into that but it started up slowly. Off we went but not for long. You see the bear was climbing onto the roof when we were hopping in so we thought he was gone until he ripped out the engine and threw us out. He put back the engine and played opera music. He was so focused on the music he drove off a cliff.
I haven’t told anyone about this yet but last year I saw a YETI! I was driving up Mount Ilisto in a Tesla Cybertruck. It’s not the best vehicle for driving up a snow mountain but I was fine with it. As I was driving up, I spotted a strange cave. I went in to get a closer look. I crept in and saw claw marks on the walls and drool all over the floor. I looked back at my car but something big and furry climbed into it. It was a yeti! It drove off slowly with the music turned up to the loudest. After that, I think I fainted but I wasn’t too sure…