Long story short, my best friend moved from New Jersey to Ohio and I am still in New Jersey. I decided to go pay him a visit and when we finally got there we dared one another. I said to my friend Jefferson that I would be nice and dare him to eat marmalade on toast.”NO”, HE SAID, ”I LIKE MARMITE. I AM ALLERGIC TO MARMALADE”! ‘Don’t be boring’, I said.”Fine then I will do it because I am Jefferson.” ”YES MATE EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT “. ”Cut it out, how much then?” Just one bite I said with a groan. Five minutes later, I heard NEE NAW NEE NAW……..