Bing bong sing song that’s the sound of our chief telling us ‘GET UP AND FIGHT’!! Now before you go calling animal rights yes I brought a pet chicken to war. I’ll call my chicken Melody. Now imagine an elderly man that sounds like David Attenborough saying ‘Your melody is a FASCINATING creature’. Did you know that in Thailand they burn these and the eyes turn into tayto’s? Truly FASCINATING’. ‘OPEN FIRE 1,400 HOURS’, exclaimed the chief which was 4 hours away on a Saturday morning. Although it was Saturday nothing was opened.Other than my shotgun! Melody dug a hole to the other trench but when he saw a man with a gun he ran as fast as he possibly could back into my arms….