At half two I was in New York. I was going to Yorkshire bakery and I was picking up bread. Then I saw a beggar. I went over to him and said ‘do you like marmalade?’. ‘No’, he said, ‘I like marmite’. I decided to give him $3 so that he could go to the shop for himself. Two hours later… he chased me because I didn’t give him enough and I ran under a slide and he hit the slide. It cracked open his head and for that I got chased by police. I finally got to my apartment. What a crazy day. THE END.