Once there was a sheep dog.
There was a hole in the fence and it got out.
The farmer noticed that the dog had run away.
He chased the dog.
‘Which way to the shops?’, it panted.
The dog had run far away. He went into a dog treat shop and he hid in between two yummy treats for dogs.
The farmer went past the dog, ran away and had a great feast. He had eaten the dog treats.
He saw a bed and a blanket and went to bed. The farmer never ever saw the dog again.