I woke up to see a little apple looking down at me. ‘Which way to the shops?’, it panted because it was hard to get up to my bed. Why must you go to the shops? You see I’m a very soft apple so I must freeze up in a freezer so can you take me there? Sure I said in disbelief. What shop? Any, he said. So I just threw him in my own freezer. I took him out and walked him down to a freezer shop and threw him in there on purpose. I left him there for good.