One evening, I was reading about an artefact from the musuem when the F.B.I said ‘It’s the F.B.I open up!’. I decided to let them in but then I thought ‘What, your not the F.B.I?’. They shouted ‘ha ha’! and they kicked me out of my house. I was now officially homeless. One day I was on my phone and I went on DoneDeal. I bought a Porche Cayenne. I got the car and I drove up Mount Everest and I saw a Yeti. He brought me to his tribe and he fed me fish. I ran down the mountain and I was starving. I hadn’t eaten in days. I wonder what my fate will be?