There was a police man named Bob.
One night he heard two women scream. The deafening screams echoed through the cold night. He got in his car and drove in the direction of the screaming. When he arrived the women were screaming even louder! He looked around and saw nothing. “Whats wrong with you two?” Bob asked. “THAT THING! ON THE GROUND!!!!!” One of them shouted. “It’s just a raccoon!” He laughed. “ARE YOU LAUGHING AT US??????” The women both said in anger. “No! I’m was just trying to help!” He said. They stormed off in a fit of rage. Bob laughed it off.
That was a strange interaction.