[Hi] My name is Dylan. I live in a mansion and I have a butler . There is a guy that lives in my neighbourhood called David and he lives in a hole. One day I asked him if he was ok and he said no and he tried to eat me. So I ran over to Area 51 and I saw a dancing caterpillar. Then I saw a giant catapult. I ran back home and I shot David into the air with the catapult. He was like an angry bird! Eventually he plummeted to the ground. After that, I got back home and blew up the hole in the ground. THE END.